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College Comment
Instant Procrastination
December
2001
by Elyssa Folk '03
Elyssa
Folk, a political science major in Ezra Stiles College, is a managing editor of the Yale Daily News.
Krae500
Lyss, let's take
a study break.
MissLyss81
Sure, I'll just write this paper later.
There
you have it. The single greatest distraction at Yale: America
Online Instant Messenger. For those not familiar with this addictive
program, Instant Messenger -- known as "IM" by its devotees
-- allows direct communication over the computer for anyone who
has downloaded the free program. Using aliases like "Yalie02"
or "Rockstar81," people talk to each other all day and
night with this program. Giving out phone numbers to prospective
suitors is so outdated -- I just want your screen name.
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AOL
Instant Messenger is like e-mail on amphetamines.
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IM is
like e-mail on amphetamines. Unlike e-mail, IM messages pop up no
matter what program you're usiing. Response time is faster than
with e-mail, which takes a few minutes to show up in your in box.
Even my roommate and I use IM because we've grown too lazy to speak
aloud.
When
I'm not plugged in to IM, I feel out of touch with the world, especially
when I hear my roommate chuckling over some conversation she's having
online. So I keep Instant Messenger on all the time, even during exams. But as I try to create a study guide or bang out a 20-page
paper, each time that tempting blue box pops up on my screen with
a message, I get sidetracked and end up conversing for an hour.
One
way to get around the problem is something called an "away
message," which allows you be online for all to see, but with
a short note next to your name explaining why this isn't a good
time for you to chat. But the "away message" can also
be used as a kind of billboard for jokes ("Why am I so good
looking? If anyone knows, drop me a note,") or appeals for
help ("Writing a 15-page paper. Does anyone know anything about Dante?"). A simple "I'm unavailable, please leave
a message," does not suffice at Yale, where the competition
to be smart, creative, and witty is fierce.
Instant
Messenger is also a place for major miscommunication. Sure, IM gives
you tools to help a person convey the appropriate tone when speaking
over the computer -- there are nine different variants on the
smiley face you can use in the text box. So, if you want to say,
"I'm really hurt by what you did," you can stick a smiley
face with its tongue stuck out next to those words. Or, for online
flirting, you can use the winking smiley. But I've had unintended
online arguments with friends and, in one case, a breakup with a
boyfriend.
Somehow
the written word, when typed at a rate of 100 words per minute,
cannot replace a live conversation. But unless Yalies get a little
less lazy, I think IM is here to stay.  |